Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]



A Little Less Conversation - Elvis

"You get punished for saying certain things, even if it they’re right or not. And you get applauded for saying really fluffy things that don’t really mean anything to anybody."

— Jack White (x)


Following everyone back whos looking for a tumblr boyfriend

why is meg so pretty

why is meg so pretty

People that have never had to deal with depression and anxiety always have so much to say about it

okay, she likes to poop on my bed and chew my charger
yesterday she found a cut on my leg and started licking it
i was crying too once and she gave my nose a small lick
generally when she sniffs my face, her nose is always wet and she smudges it all over my glasses hahah
i think i might be her favorite human.

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)


How I Could Just Kill A Man (Cypress Hill Cover) | Rage Against The Machine 

"Time for some action just a fraction of friction. 

I got the clearance to run the interference.”


My God, this is such the forgotten INXS song; I can’t even recall the last time (or if ever) I heard it on the radio.  It’s a good sexy summer song.  I bet there’s an 80s-riffic video that goes with it…